A twenty-one year-old "man" (you have to understand, at sixty-three I have shoes older than him) comes in with barely perceptible tiny oblong soft papules on his trunk, which disappear when the skin is stretched. Taking the end of a cotton-tipped applicator (the wooden end), and pressing down, they press in easily. This is consistent with a condition called anetoderma, which means that the elastic fibers in the dermis have been focally destroyed, allowing the subcutaneous fat to protrude through.
It's the first case of it I've ever seen, but I have seen images of it in texts for years, so I was ready. I did have to look it up and discovered that there are several types, loosely grouped under primary and secondary. Clearly, the patient belongs in the primary category, since he didn't have any antecedent lesions and has no symptoms. His type is called Schwenniger-Buzzi. I did draw an ANA and RPR, the former because lupus can trigger anetoderma, as can secondary syphilis,
Derm is like that, though. You have to keep reading about the unusual, and rare problems, because someday, here they will be. True, we could have biopsied and discovered the diagnosis, but it's much more fun to simply know what's going on. The patient's PCP had called the bumps "warts," since that was all he could come up with, which demonstrates the concept that you won't know that a biopsy is even indicated if you don't have some idea of what you're dealing with, and what it isn't.